Skunk

AKA: Skunker, Skunkaroo, Stormy (his legal name)

Birthday:
August 13 2020
(estimate, came home June 2024)

Personal Beliefs:
none. not a single thought

Likes:

  • the mysteries of the human bathroom & bathtub faucet water

  • reusable shopping bags

  • laying on top of the fridge and kitchen cabinets

  • being directly under your feet

  • creepily staring at me every morning


Dislikes:

  • thinking

  • not being allowed in the spare room

  • being brushed (he is working on this)

His Story:

I did not think a cat could be so clumsy until Skunk moved in. Thanks to him I’ve realised not only is it possible, he excels at it! He knocks over the cat tree while trying to jump onto it approximately once a week. Luckily he has never hurt himself or either of the other cats.

Skunker truly encompasses the definition of a “himbo”—he is kind, handsome, big, strong, and has never thought critically in his life. He and his lover Logan love to playfight, but Skunk lacks fundamental social skills and will continue the WWE smackdown while Logan cries at him unless I step in as the referee.

He previously lived at my mom’s apartment, and whenever she comes over he gets so excited. He first visited my place to be pet-sat for a few days, and he and Logan instantly fell in love. Eventually when we decided he should move in, it took him a bit to settle in, but he’s so happy to be with Logan. As for his sister in law Tipsy, she scared him when they first met, but they’re currently coexisting and recently played together for the first time (a tiny bit).

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